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Middle school humor

An infectious disease spread among the middle schools of the entire world. Symptoms include: Moaning, the phrase "Can I get a hi-ya", unfunny sex jokes, acting like a homosexual, continuous uttering of the phrase "Sussy Baka", constant interruptions, etc. If you know a person infected with this disease, contact your Priest, Rabbi, Minister, or Ayatollah to be blessed or exorcised.
Hey Jim, I heard that Randall J. caught middle school humor. He spread it, so all the religious leaders are booked.
by Beltbucklebystander November 9, 2021
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Middle Stump

Popular slang among teenagers in Southern India for a penis.
Damn, he got kicked so hard in the middle stump.
by Sombody Toucha ma Username August 11, 2021
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Middle sibling

Middle siblings are the least loved and most overlooked siblings. They are not the first baby or the actual baby of the family so are often forgotten. They are determined and have learnt a lot, though. They are the toughest and mentally strong as they have been forced to be. They often feel unloved and like an outcast. No one understands them. People mistake middle children for having anger issues but they really just need more love and don't know how to show it. Parents overlook all of their achievements so they become reckless and don't care what others think about them. Words are a middle sibling's worst weapon. They can make you cry or make you so angry but they are actually just jealous. They are jealous of those who haven't suffered and of those who have their parents, undying love. They also have the most personality, though. They stand out in any way they can in the hope someone sees them. They also have a lot of friends who are like family. Despite all this middle siblings are always the most successful and rich. They often have many relationships but may find it hard to settle down with someone. They work extremely hard and often are the most rewarded in life. They may do this to make there parents proud, they may do it for them.
Kid: Middle siblings are so angry!
Middle siblings: No! We're just misunderstood.
by chocbabe October 9, 2021
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Middle School

Run while you still can it’s middle school
by Partay Marty March 2, 2022
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middle finger up

means you fuck a crazy amount of hoes on a daily
did you see that picture where tom had his middle finger up?”
by bigpptommy April 17, 2022
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Middle Class Mentality

A middle-class mentality is a toxic anti-intellectual mentality that takes people and societies backwards in life.

Signs that someone has this mentality are: Buying lots of things on credit and getting into a lot of debt, going to uni to get a job for comfort, living paycheck to paycheck, and not having a plan for the future.

People with this mentality also have a big disdain for rich and smart people as they see these pursuits as "egotistical". They think being humble is having no ambition and constantly searching for hedonistic pursuits. They're people who don't like facts and prefer to have an idealistic point of view no matter how destructive it is.

People who grow up with this mentality are typically middle class but it can affect anyone of any class. People with this mentality often leave their kids with very little due to the fact they don't understand money and don't have any knowledge to pass down.
"Simon says I think about money too much and I should just have fun because money doesn't last. But I want to make money because I grew up poor and I want my kids to have more."

"Don't listen to Simon, he grew up with a lawyer dad and doctor mom, money is nothing to him, he has a middle class mentality."
by Race relations December 24, 2022
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middle east

A giant sandbox.

People live in it.
I went to the middle east and I got sand in my Shawarma.
by YayForSuicide October 9, 2006
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