Menobitch

The state of a woman undergoing menopause being extremely bitchy and irritable.

Coworker 1: hey, did you see the game last night?

Coworker 2: yes, what a shame.
Menobitch: if you guys don’t stfu about non work topics I’m going to HR and make sure you both have consequences!

by Lawndoo January 15, 2026

isabel mendoza

god damn idiot who doesn't know when to shut her mouth, she's a wild one

"what the hell is that noise put that damn animal back in her cage"
"oh you must be referring to isabel mendoza"

by ualrdyknowwhoitiz August 14, 2017

Love Menopause

When you miss your period do to stress caused by love and you're grouchy like a dog with rabies.

I'm suffering Love menopause because my boyfriend don't love me anymore.

by La Juliet August 10, 2017

cardinal mendoza

When a male or female takes a shit in their partners bellt button.

I was on the job amd needed to go. So i whipped out and had a cardinal mendoza on her.

by 666god666 November 3, 2017

below mendoza

An amount (usually of money) less than $200. Named for Mario Mendoza, a shortstop whose batting average hovered around .200, and now used as shorthand for a player whose godawful hitting means he shouldn't be in the majors.

"How the fuck am I gonna make rent this month? It's only the 15th and my checking account is already below Mendoza."

by qalachaki January 31, 2019

Fefe Mendoza

Cannot ejaculate or talk to girls

Fefe Mendoza is so gay

by Big_dick_nick_69 February 5, 2019

Erick Mendoza

A gay Mexican kid that is really skinny and can’t pull any girl,he is also helllllaaaa short

Erick Mendoza is gay.

by Hddjlwlx May 3, 2019