exotic mayonnaise

A white person who tried to claim they've got exciting foreign heritage.

Person 1: so yeah I'm like 1/16 Scottish, 1/8 Finnish, 1/16 Welsh, 1/4 French, 1/4 German and half Irish .

Person 2: you're literally just exotic mayonnaise XD

by Lady Mayonnaise The Third January 10, 2017

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Mother Mason

An iconic meme in the a Summer high fandom . Mother Mason is Mason Levi's face on mother Marry. Mother Mason looks down on and protects all innocent Mason girls who can't cut a break.

Laura: "I was blessed by mother Mason"

Mason: "I'm glad you're all right <33333"

by Mother Mason February 23, 2017

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Mr Mawson

Daddy, stalks Year 13's on Facebook, depressed, watches Roblox videos at 3:16am on a Friday, wanks to Norris from Coronation Street. Poor sod got fired

Mr Mawson is clinically depressed 24/7

by Saiz21 July 10, 2018

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william manson

fucking, filthy, rotten, scummy, slimy, smell, moneky shit eating. white kid from Scotland who cares for nothing more than pulling hoes with his brand spanking new Mozart model 69 Piano. (muppet)

oi william manson, you're a right nigger lol XD. rawr

by OpticCartwheels June 20, 2019

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Smegg-mayonnaise

When you pull back the foreskin, and discover a Jacket Potato's worth of lumpy discharge beneath the mushroom cap.

Jane: "I finally managed to get my hands on Bill's penis last night."

Rita: "Oh, what was it like?"

Jane: "Well, It would have been fine, if not for all the Smegg-Mayonnaise"

Rita: "Shame".

by SammyLou2019 October 29, 2019

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