marionette

Similar in form to the Dutch Rutter; however in this instance a string or ribbon is attached to the a person's arm/hand. The person with the string attached holds their penis in their hand; while doing so, the other person tugs on the string thus working the puppet.

She wouldn't give me a hand job, but she gave me an excellent marionette last night.

by jmbisme May 8, 2011

motion concentration sickness

Different from regular motion sickness, sufferers of motion concentration sickness can enjoy being in a plane, train, or automobile as long as they are not concentrating on something other than the scenery.

Sarah: (driving) I think we missed our turn back there. What does the map say?
Kat: (looks at the map) Yeah, we're about two miles past it. Pull over, I think I'm gonna to puke. Reading the map gave me motion concentration sickness.

Thomas tried to study for his exam while on the bus, but his motion concentration sickness kicked in and gave him a headache that lasted the rest of the day.

by Catalina Kate December 9, 2008

matinee stripper

A stripper past her prime, often found in clubs during daylight hours.

I think I got screwed with all these matinee strippers.

by jedithebomber January 26, 2011

motion poster

the legal term movie productions use in place of "sorry, we don't have enough clips to make into a full trailer yet, but just to keep the buzz going about our film, here's something-that's-really-nothing to whet your appetites with"

Jen: Have you seen the motion poster for The Hunger Games yet?
Anna: The what?
Jen: It's a poster that, you know, moves.
Anna (incredulous): Like in Harry Potter???

by awesomax July 23, 2011

Motion in the ocean

When a man's condom bursts open during sexual intercourse, causing semen to escape into the woman's (or man's) sexual organs.

"Gee, Bob! Last night, I had some "motion in the ocean", and now i'm stuck paying child support :-("

by Matt Blythe May 15, 2006

mating call of the poot bird

A loud, smelly fart.

John, sit on the toilet and make a cocky. We've got company coming, and they don't like to hear the mating call of the poot bird!

by pentozali August 23, 2010

Matronizing

When a woman treats a man with an apparent kindness that betrays a feeling of superiority.

"If you are a good boy, ill make it worth your while!"

"Dont be so matronizing."

by Jessesolo April 19, 2018