Masturbate

When a boy practices having sex. He puts on some cream, then plays around with his meat until it produces some milk.

Yo, tomorrow I'm gonna have sex so I'm gonna masturbate to make sure I make milk.

by A Fellow User February 12, 2019

masturbate

what you would be doing if your mom didn’t walk in on you.

Joe was masturbating and his mom walked in on him so he quickly stopped and then he searched up “masturbate” on urban dictionary

by stfu rat November 28, 2019

Masterbathing

Bathing with the warm water running while the drain is also open, allowing continuous waterflow to ensure maximum comfort and pleasure for the bather.

Tad was masterbathing for over an hour today, and now there's no hot water left!

by SmitsMckey March 16, 2021

Masterbatiphobia

The irrational fear of jerking yourself off, and or getting a handy.

Dude did you hear? Apparently Tiffany gave Jonas a handy and Jonas fainted from being so scared. Apparently he didnt tell her he had Masterbatiphobia.

by Phobia-Chan June 4, 2021

mlasterbate

When you masterbate right before you die

This will be mlasterbate

by The only pug July 16, 2021

Masturbate

The only reason I wish I didn’t have a dick

Me: Hey Timmy, I just masturbated to my wall.

Timmy: Good for you.

by Gammy bear July 18, 2021

Masturbater

When you are so good at baiting that you are a master at it, people will call you masterbater, when 2 words are combined - master, bait
And it also means you jerk off and cu

“Yo, look at that sick bait, he must be a masturbater” he must be a drip AMOGUS 😎😎GANgIMG and SUSSY----------
"that Guy must be a god level trickster,jook er , and a weeb" scik!!

by VirginNoHorny-sama 🥵 January 16, 2022