Polished Marble

The act of placing one's testicles in melted butter and dragging them across your friend's face, followed by a dash of glitter.

Guy 1: Dude, Jimmy passed out last night...I totally gave him a polished marble.

by StoneMason August 12, 2012

marble cake

1) a type of cake made by partially mixing vanilla and chocolate cakes before cooking, to create a marble effect
2) inter racial homosexual anal sex

whoa, man i just walked in on some marble cake man!!

by AschlaboIII March 9, 2004

marble method

A way to locate fat people. Simply drop a marble on the floor and follow it. because of gravity the marble will travel to the lowest point of the floor....where all the fat people are

Hi Frank what's up

Can't talk now I am using the Marble Method to find the Snapple Lady

by kahn May 13, 2005

Vancouver Maple Log

A Canadian sex act which involves a man putting maple syrup and pecan nuts over his penis and inserting it inside a vagina.

Women: i asked my boyfriend for a donut and he gave me a Vancouver Maple Log instead.

by Sticky Flapjack King April 4, 2012

marbled

To spew or vomit a small amount on yourself out of nowhere while sitting peacefully.

I was riding in the car to get some coffee when I marbled some of my previous evening's libations on my lower lip and shirt.

by Danimal3 April 15, 2013

canadian maple leaf

when u piss the shape of the canadian maple leaf on a girls back

im gonna give you a canadian maple leaf

by XxxFEARxMExxX August 11, 2008

Maplestory

The story of the symbol that appears on the Canadian flag, the maple leaf.

It's not about the boring overanimed MMORPC (Massively Multiplayer Online Rigged Piece of Crap) that some Koreans stole the name from because they don't know about copyrights.

Jealous bastards.

Canada fight back!

Person 1 - "Do you play Maplestory, all the cool Asians are playing it!"

Person 2 - "I don't want to play a game about the history of the maple leaf of Canada."

P1 - "But it's not! It's this anime ba..."

P2 - "Oh crap that's worse! Most good Anime died before the 2000s."

P1 - "But Bleach..."

P2 - "...Is an overlonged piece of crap just like Maplestory."

by The Phantomnaut May 26, 2009