Definitions by kahn
boneless chicken
A person that is so fat they appear to have no bones. The individual resembles a pile of heated playdo held together only by the surface tension of their skin
Where does that boneless chicken with the syrup stain on her shirt sit? I don't know use the marble method to find her
boneless chicken by kahn May 13, 2005
marble method
A way to locate fat people. Simply drop a marble on the floor and follow it. because of gravity the marble will travel to the lowest point of the floor....where all the fat people are
marble method by kahn May 13, 2005