Polished Marble

The act of placing one's testicles in melted butter and dragging them across your friend's face, followed by a dash of glitter.

Guy 1: Dude, Jimmy passed out last night...I totally gave him a polished marble.

by StoneMason August 12, 2012

Fagumentary

A documentary that appeals to a gay audience.

My wife and I came across a fagumentary last night Netflix about gay pioneers and decided to watch it.

by Stonemason June 29, 2025

Frosted nipples

nipples that have been chilled to the point were they are rock hard

dude that snow storm was so crazy i got frosted nipples

by stonemason September 26, 2008