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Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "Aw, gross. That's YOUR mom, you fucking dumbass."
Dipshit:"Why the hell do you think I said 'MILF'?"
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Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "Aw, gross. That's YOUR mom, you fucking dumbass."
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