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McBastard

A McDonalds employee that messes up your order, and is normally white
"That guy forgot my McChicken"
"YOU McBASTARD!"
by heysuwjhxdjwkhkasdjhfkj January 21, 2011
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McBlowjob

McBlowjob - 1. A blow job done in a manner that is quick, easy, "good tasting," and cheap. However users may feel sick, and can be left with something that doesn't leave their body.

2. A blow job done for a burger or treat from McDonald's.

3. A blow job done in a fashion that is comparable to a drive through service, and may in fact be a drive through. The act of driving and fast service, or "service while driving for a "snack."
1. a: "I thought I was in heaven when I got a McBlowjob in the back of the club! But damn, that ho gave me herpes".

b: "I gave that guy a McBlowjob in the back of the club, but he came so hard i got sick".

2. a: "I really didnt want to suck it, but I was hungry and he promised me a Quarter Pounder with cheese."

b: "There's no way I would suck it on a normal day, he stunk, but I really wanted that apple pie."

3. a: "I didn't even call her first. I just drove to her house didn't even knock, walked in and got a McBlowjob!"

b: "She wasn't sure how it would work, so I grabbed her head pulled it through the passenger window and received my McBlowjob"

c: "I almost crashed my damn car when I was trying to drive and enjoy my McBlowjob with extra ketchup at the same time".
by SOLARMOON October 15, 2013
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McBoi

An adolescent male who frequently visits the fast food restaurant McDonalds
Do you see Sam, he visits McDonalds 5 times a week, he's turned into a McBoi.
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Douche McBag

A Name used to insult someone; MORE than just Douche or Douchebag.
Used frequently in the game Soldat.
Ethan's gone way beyond douche, he's a Douche McBag now.
or
I pwned that Douche McBag with the NoobCannon.
by Sexmeplease January 22, 2007
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Fatty McButterpants

1.) One who indulges one self with a grossly amount of desserts
2.) a person who says "derricious" often
3.) lard
4.) a person who smiles and jumps up and down when they see or think of food.
5.) a person who points to another person calling them a Fatty McButterpants
Meng: cookies and ice cream?
Mike: Fatty McButterpants
Sam: Ooo! Ooo! I want some!
Brian: anyone want some lard?
by nom nom nom. more pleassssee January 21, 2009
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McBigbucks

McBigbucks is going to make McBiggie mad
by multifoiled May 23, 2007
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McBanged

The act of a female being aroused to the point where blood spews out their nose in a very attractive manner.
Mother - "What is that on your face? Did you have a nose bleed?"
Anonymous Lady - "Indeed I did."
Mother - "What were you doing when it happened?"
AL - "Aw, you know. Just chilling with a dog that was given away."
Mother - "Yeah, right. You probably got McBanged."
by Boaz the Kitty. January 24, 2009
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