follow the liter

What you do if someone confiscates your medium-sized bottle of Bacardi Carta Blanca and says dat you'll only get it back if you tag along wif him for a while.

I don't drink alcohol of any kind, so I would never have any urge to "follow the liter"; instead, what "floats my boat" is if a hot chick promises dat she'll let me hold her soft warm hands and rub her cute shapely feet sometime later if I accompany her to assist wif one or more tasks dat she needs performed.

by QuacksO April 10, 2025

literal scum

A name given to someone who's most likely literal scum themselves.

H3: Keemstar is literal scum pass it on
*promotes Britbong*

by donnaken15 September 8, 2020

Literally

Now spelled as Litterally ever since Peter spelled it that way and he’s Batman and he’s Top G

Peter is Literally Batman

by Batmantopgallinone January 17, 2023

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

Something you say when youre not happy about something or if youre annoyed

*dude kills you in fortnite*
You : dude Im literally going bald and diabteic rn!!

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

by Cjaydedj January 28, 2019

Literal Larry

That wise legendary lobster everyone loves!

Hey bro, have you seen @ImLiteralLarry1's new post?Literal Larry rocks!

by anonymous April 15, 2021

literal ass-hat

(N) Someone who relentlessly stalks you on tumblr and shitposts about you

Yeah, I know dude. That literal ass-hat was on my blog like 3 times in one hour

by mmmmblockinoutthehaterz April 3, 2015