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movie listening

Rather than movie WATCHING, movie listening occurs when two people have become distracted by each other during the movie and start making out, leaving them only the ability to hear the movie instead of see it.
guy 1: so was the movie you watched with that girl any good?
guy 2: I don't know, it was more of a movie listening deal, we only got to watch like 20 minutes of it.
guy 1: scoooooooooooooooooooore.
by movielistener November 14, 2010
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bitch listener

A person who routinely and compassionately listens to bitching and complaints from others.
Kandy is the bitch listener at her job, but it's making her weary so, she's training others to help.
by Arnobrekr August 9, 2012
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poop listener

People who hang near the bathroom door while you're trying to take a shit, because they need to take a crap too.
Dude I couldn't believe it... I had a poop listener while I was pinching off a loaf at the Kum-N-Go. What the F*@# was he trying to hear my poop secret ?!

All the stalls were occupied in the Wal-Mart bathrooms when I had to take a douce. I can't believe I became a poop listener to see who'd get done first!
by thebigsaaved December 6, 2013
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i listen to sweater weather

they are a raging bisexual
“i listen to sweater weather
wait... r u? bi?”
by gordone April 8, 2021
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National listen to jayden day

listen to jayden rn and play games whatever he wants
Oh did you listen to jayden today cause it’s national listen to jayden day
by jacobfreeman100 April 25, 2021
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I listen to Louis Tomlinson

a way of identifying lesbians. when someone says they’re a fan of louis tomlinson or listen to louis, they are discreetly saying that they love boobs.
“What sort of music do you like?”
“I listen to Louis Tomlinson a lot,”

“Wait are you…”
“…do you…”
“Me too me too”
by lizzoanonbot August 24, 2021
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never listening to autumn while driving again

"never listening to autumn while driving again" is a phrase used in a popular TikTok trend in which a person is driving a car in a video game (most commonly GTA 5) and there is a massive crash while the song "Can't Take it!" by Autumn is playing. The lyrics "baby look at the view" are sung when the car gets into the accident. It is also used when the car drives off of a cliff or gets thrown across the map.

Depending on the vehicle, game, or circumstance it is being used in, there are many variations of this phrase.
*Car crashes into a 200-ton semi-truck and gets brutally demolished*
"i aint never listening to autumn while driving again 😭🤦"
by anonymousdictionary_ June 22, 2023
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