camp kinderland 

The most hottest place on the face of this earth.
People ask me where im from
I say Tolland.
Heaven would be too modest for a place like that.
July is the best fucking month ever.

Holy crap theres only 52 days until i go back home.

camp kinderland by smell0 May 14, 2004

sorta kinda 

sort of kind of...really a cover up in avoiding the true answer of yes

did you sleep with him?
sorta kinda...

sorta kinda by fynest July 29, 2004

Kinda 

A combination of yes and no used when one doesnt know what to say/a yes no in a sentence

I kinda dont know how to breath

Kinda by Watersquirt March 19, 2019

Kindergarten Art Class

The man first shaves his pubic hair and saves the hair in a cup or some other container. After having sex, the man ejaculates on his partner and sprinkles his stored pubic hairs over the fresh cum causing it to stick. Much like glitter sprinkled over glue.

I gave my girlfriend a Kindergarten Art Class last night. She woke up this morning with my iniyials stuck to her belly.

Kindergarten Art Class by D Snutz December 4, 2013

Kinde 

A small town at the tip of the thumb in Michigan. It is famous for being "Bean Capitol" of the world at one point in time. It is home to the beloved Kinde Polka Festival... the festival where you get drunk and polka until 4 AM every September. It is also home to the North Huron warriors who pride their colors of blue and gold. Major landmarks include the Kinde hill, the Kinde parking lot, and the Pasta House. Overall, it's just your typical small town full of wanna-be G's and thumbillies.

Where's the party at man? The party is in the classy town of Kinde, man.

Kinde by iceicebby December 31, 2010

feelin kinda crunchy 

to be caught red handed in an embarrassing moment

look at you!!! I bet you feelin kinda crunchy about that huh

feelin kinda crunchy by srovaj3 July 19, 2011

kindergarten cop 

A film directed by Ivan Reitman. Released in 1990.

Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as detective John Kimble, a man who has been chasing a drug dealer named Cullen Crisp. When he finally tracks Crisp down, he learns that the only way he can put Crisp away is by having his ex-wife testify against him. Kimble finds out the name of the school Crisp's son attends. He is then assigned a new partner, Phoebe O'Hara, who is going to go undercover as a kindergarten teacher, and the two travel to Astoria, Oregon. Unfortunately for Kimble, O'Hara becomes ill, and the only person who can take her place is him.

Awesome "Kindergarten Cop" quotes:

"WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU ARE MINE NOW, YOU BELONG TO ME!"

"I'm Detective John Kimble. I'm a cop, you idiot!"

"IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!"

"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."

"My dad is a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day."

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

"Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline."

Ah-nuld (to little kid): Are these all your lunches?
(Boy shakes his head no)
Ah-nuld: You mean you eat other people's lunches?
(Boy nods his head yes)
Ah-nuld (yells): STOP IT!

kindergarten cop by SuperSonicX September 4, 2006