Jaeren

A boy who is trying hard to get good at running but never succeeded and is addicted to video games and doing pull ups or push ups. And oh also likes to watch anime but hates the fanservice. Also a guy who sucks at math and chinese.

Example 1
During PE lesson
PE teacher: alright class, today we will be learning how to do inclined pull ups. (Jaeren proceeds to do 17 full pull ups)

Example 2
During recess
Boy 1: You should watch this anime! Its got lots of hot girls and shit!
Jaeren: Nah, I hate fanservice.

by SomeRandomStraightRetard September 15, 2020

Post Jager Kinkycore

A unknown new craze that is sweeping the nation.

Are you going to Post Jager Kinkycore later?

by Marie Metamorphosis March 3, 2008

Printer Jacker

Someone who steals your prints

Man there is a printer jacker in our office.

by Sherri Waters June 19, 2008

Conversation Jacker

Almost immediately after beginning to tell a story, you are interrupted by someone who begins to tell their own story of how the same thing happened to them. The interrupter continues to talk about themselves, and they never ask you about your story as if it never happened.

"I began to tell Stephanie how I almost got into an accident today, but she started telling me how she almost got into an accident as soon as I started my story!Then she just kept talking about all the accidents she almost got into in her life and never asked me about my accident. She's such a conversation Jacker."

by Dre7179 January 8, 2015

Carlos the Jacker

Carlos the Jacker is a renowned European terrorist who jacks off on his victims or their stuff.

The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".

"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.

by scodder April 30, 2010

swagger jacker

someone who cops other people's shit from clothing to style but especially music.

Alex.dill is a muthfuckin swagger jacker.

by lasd December 13, 2008

jagermeister

Popular booze.

"I shot a few Jagermeister's and then left the party."

by Diego August 14, 2003