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Internet Explorer

The only Web browser in the world that is so bad that it is only used to download other Web browsers, such as: Mozilla Firefox, Opera or Safari.
Yes, Finally after an hour, my Firefox download is finished, now I never have to use Internet Explorer again!
by The iRan February 10, 2009
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Internet Whaling

v;The Act of seaching, desperately, for women online, usually for pseudo sex or cyber sex. Nerds, Geeks, Fatties, Pedos, and Artia are the usual practitioners of this depraved activity.
"Is that dumbass pedo, Artia, still internet whaling on LS?"
"Yea!MAN THE HARPOONS! His e-girls cometh! D:"
by HighWinder May 4, 2008
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Internetcourse

Engaging in sexual conversations through the internet. Can be accomplished using text, a webcam, or microphones.
Practice Safe Sex - Choose Internetcourse! /)
by YapmelkXela January 19, 2010
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Internet Boyfriend

1: A boyfriend whose interaction with you is mainly over the internet because of long distance. 2: A boyfriend who CAN interact with you in real life but chose not to for some bizarre reason
1: Stacy-Hey, Megan did you hear Brittney got an internet boyfriend

Megan- Oh, long distance doesn't work out well

Stacy- I know right!

Megan- Right!

2: Stacy- Hey, Megan did you hear Brittney got an internet boyfriend

Megan- Oh, long distance doesn't work out well

Stacy- Not that kind of internet boyfriend. Her Boyfriend doesn't want to take her on dates, he video calls.

Megan- OMG!
by ( . Y .) May 16, 2017
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Slow Internet Connection

Any page that takes longer than 5 seconds to load.
5 seconds: Damn it this page isnt loading! *Shut Down* Now you show up! Stupid Slow Internet Connection.
by Faatemalea November 9, 2010
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Pirate of the Internet

(noun)-person or group of people who "illegally" download or upload movies and/or music, documents, etc. for download for the masses of people who cannot or will not spend the money on the actual product (whether the price is outrageous or not)
We are pirates of the internet!!
I am a pirate of the internet.
by Raz Vectranos December 28, 2006
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Dial up internet

the most severe form of mental torture ever concieved by a psycopath's mind. outdated slow internet connection. may cause pulling out your hair and punching walls.
it takes hours to load a youtube video.

Kid:"mom why do we have Dial up internet ? we dont live in the fucking 90s anymore".
mom:"we live in the countryand its cheap."
Kid:"FML".
by keepskatin'bro November 22, 2011
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