The aftermath of raw anal sex with your girlfriend leaving you with leftover corn and the aforementioned "mixed veg" under your foreskin.
"Oh man, I got the old Mixed veg last night and spent hours cleaning it all out of there. Kinda worth it."
by OldMateRawDogga October 3, 2020

n. - A series of drinks that one can elect to order if planning to get hammered. In order;
1. Shot of whiskey
2. Glass of brandy
3. Shot of tequila
4. Another shot of tequila, with a Baby Guinness chaser
5. At least one shot of half-vodka, half-whiskey.
If not at a significant level of inebriation, repeat until desirable effects occur.
1. Shot of whiskey
2. Glass of brandy
3. Shot of tequila
4. Another shot of tequila, with a Baby Guinness chaser
5. At least one shot of half-vodka, half-whiskey.
If not at a significant level of inebriation, repeat until desirable effects occur.
by pseudomajor October 14, 2012

by littlekweensmix_ November 30, 2019

A proper noun for one whose body is so full of yeast and salt that it's possible to produce Pretzels or other bakery products.
by Ryvet October 17, 2008

When performing fellatio as the recipient is about to nut the "victim" must shove a handful of peanuts into their mouth. (This only works if the "victim" is allergic to peanuts) their throat should then swell, tightening on the member and leading to the best nut imaginable.
"Damn dude she gave me a mixed nutses last night. It is the best thing I've ever felt, I can never go back to a regular blow job"
by Nutt Master August 13, 2017

A mix CD with primarily current and classic hip hop, but occasionally with rock or electronic music mixed in. Also often used when referring to Bane Juice, since it is after all, a mix and not a juice.
by BaNe BaNKs March 26, 2010

When too gay male lovers, fax the pope into a wash rag, and leave the rag out for a week. Later once opening the rag, the semen has mixed together into a dry crusty material.
by Boxiom1 July 20, 2008
