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Jack's House 

A term used when drinking Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey, (or Tennessee Honey) or when you are going to drink Jack Daniel's later on in the day.
James: Hey man did you chip in for the 30 we got for the party tonight?

Steve: Nah, I'm going to Jack's house tonight. Wanna join?

James: yea definitely, St. Pauli's Girl is for faggots anyway...
Jack's House by Rjh January 14, 2013

Epileptic Whore House

The "whore house" is a place where men go to have sex with prostitutes who suffer from epilepsy, and its bright flashing lights cause prostitutes to have uncontrollable seizures, thereby enhancing male pleasure. Sometimes, the house has special deals that include a "two for one".
While in a police station to meet his client, Saul, a lawyer, is approached by a snotty DEA agent named Hank. Hank exclaims that Saul's client has worse acting than an Epileptic Whore House, Saul responds with "Is that like the one your mom works at? Uh, is she still offering the two-for-one discount?"

swisha house 

Slowed down music crew from Houston Texas featuring freestylers such as Chamillionaire, Slim Thug, 50-50 and Paul Wall.

Slowed down music was first popularized in the Houston area by DJ Screw; Swisha House continues in the Screw tradition.
"In one on one I don't fight, I pull my gun most likely. In Houston, the hoes? Oh most LIKE ME..." - 50/50

House Tapping 

Staying the night at your mates house

for example after a party and you cant go back to yours, you stay at a mates house
House Tapping

Last night i tapped ryans house,,,,,

Tom - So mate where did you stay last night

Marcus- Last night i tapped ryan's house,,
House Tapping by MaNdAn August 20, 2009

House Coma 

The mental state usually developed during a House M.D. marathon. Despite having seen every episode multiple times, the viewer will be unable to stop watching even after sarcoidosis is used to wrongly diagnose every case. Victims of a House coma usually fall into a vegetative state, and may begin to drool, depending on whether or not Olivia Wilde's character is included in an episode. Only after the final episode of the marathon will the victim again show signs of life, yet thier mental attentiveness may still be off, as they will be unaware of anything that happened outside the television during their period of illness.
Foreman: "He seems to be transfixed by the television and won't respond to any stimuli. What's wrong with him?"
House: "It seems he's suffering from a severe House coma. We'll just have to wait it out... or we could change the channel."
Chase: "That could kill him!"
House: I'm House. Do you think I care?"
House Coma by jeenee417 August 10, 2010

House Party Hero (HPH) 

Noun. A person who does something they later regret or something retarded either intentionally or on accident while intoxicated
Did you see Lauren slip on a balloon and bust her elbow? She's definitely a House Party Hero (HPH).

House of Boxes 

Houses that all appear the same, one after another in the same area. Can also mean Apartments too.
The term was mostly used in the late 1800's and early 1900's.

The term is used frequently in Katherine Mansfield's short story 'How Pearl Button was Kidnapped' written in 1912.
"In London, there are so many House of Boxes"
"Yeah, almost like in Little Whinging where the Dursley's house in Harry Potter is"