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Slovakian fire hose

A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.
Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny
by Jumpinthesky09 June 1, 2024
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the nose hose

when a girl is performing oral sex with you're penis. when you are about to ejaculate, start tickling the girl and cum into her mouth. The sperm will then proceed to shoot out of the girls nose like it does when someone laughs while drinking milk.
mike 2: "i just did the nose hose with ailatan, it was so funny when it came out of her nose."
ronald: no way!!! i want to try that soo bad!!
by TheCHAMP... March 12, 2012
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evil watering hose

a sexual practice in which a black man (preferably Nigerian) inserts his abnormally large penis into a slender asian midgets anis. This man's penis should petrude out of the women's mouth and cuases her to gag excessively this gag reflex is used as a ejackulative method which causes the nigerian to come in a imense firehose orgasm.(can only be done with an asian midget over 18 otherwise completly socially unexceptable)
dude my 8 foot tall boyfriend got kinky and gave me an evil watering hose i blacked out and i woke up in apool of saliva and come.
by Howard p. donivin November 22, 2011
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hose goat

Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).
Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid?
Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat.
by d0gl0g February 20, 2025
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hose guy

Most dangerous thing that exists ever
The hose guy can destroy anything
by Mooseymoose1235 January 20, 2017
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bo's hose

look at all the bo's hoes, looking for a ride on bo's hose
by davuk September 20, 2021
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The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.
Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.
by Jasian1028 February 25, 2024
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