Happy Slash

A Slash fiction story written as if the writer is high on drugs

"He jumped into the pool of cream rubbing it into his cheeks,
'Creamy cream cream! Then went on to lap it up'"

by Slash_Queen September 1, 2005

happy-treed

drunk, wasted, boozed...etc.

dude, your party was so sick last night.

uhhh, i don't remember, i was so fucking happy-treed!

by jen16 January 10, 2008

happy-batter

Term for male cum used by Jeph Jacques. See also euphoria fluid.

We use condoms. She's not dripping my happy-batter everywhere we go.

by [e-mail] October 23, 2010

happy Keanu Reeves

A state of Keanu Reeves which sadly does not seem to exist.

Have you ever seen a happy Keanu Reeves? We didn't think so.

by beautiful flower July 18, 2012

happylujah

A combination of Happy New Year and Hallelujah designed to confuse the shit out of bums so that they leave you alone. It can be used in San Francisco when a bum is approaching you.

(Bum approaches...) Happylujah brother! (Bum left confused and happy - forgetting to ask for the fictitious bus-fare back home)

by Scuddog999 January 24, 2014

Happy Crotch

The tendency for your pants to 'smile' when worn too tightly around the hips and thighs. Often present in overweight people wearing a smaller size than they can handle. The opposite of Hammer pants.

Do these draws give me happy crotch? No, but you are walking the fine line toward camel toe.

by HollywoodHash July 21, 2014

happy pizza

Pizza with weed instead of pepperoni

Yo this happy pizza is amazing I feel like fucking and run around naked.

by No-gosh hat-che November 24, 2014