hoop

A slang term used by folk in Dallas meaning to fight or “bump”

Ay nigga we can meet up and hoop whatever yhu on bih

by laasn4il June 7, 2024

Human hoop

Eternal Human centipede going anti clockwise with a strap-ons

-Are you free this weekend, I am hosting a Human hoop party

by Insert_your April 30, 2024

hoop love

Hoop love is sex between 2 men.

Billy and Bob were practicing some hoop love.

by SkulledWarlock November 6, 2022

Hoop a Nut

The act of masturbating and ejaculating straight up and hooping it into one’s own belly button.

“Dude, did you hear? Devin really did hoop a nut yesterday”
“Ew man I hope he cleaned his belly button after it.”

by King Sniffs July 6, 2018

Bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop

Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.

The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

Hoop

A fucking dumbass

Did you see that hoop he a dumbass

by Litratpsck September 12, 2017

Hoop Drawer

Someone who can't bring themselves to jump through hoops for carrots. Instead they draw their own hoops. These people are typically found in upper management, or in the creative department being shit upon jizz money.

He's a hoop drawer, or as he puts it. He earned his degree between two pints of America's Finest Lager.

by Slick Lion January 20, 2016