Helenomics

Taking tax dollars from lower and middle income folks in order to fund massive construction projects that benefit the well connected wealthy. In turn the well connected wealthy make sizeable political contributions to the politician in question.

The theory of Helenomics was created by Helen Shiller, the alderman of the 46th Ward of Chicago - you skim $125,000,000 in incremental property tax revenue from the county's coffers to build low, very low, and extremely low income housing projects, giving the government contracts to your cronies and friends, who then turn around and donate large sums of money back into your political campaigns.

by WhatTheHelen December 8, 2006

helengrad

The new name for the Uptown, Chicago neighborhood, should Helen Shiller win re-election in February of 2007.

In order to accentuate the communist and socialist leanings of Alderman Helen Shiller, we will rename Uptown and the 46th ward of Chicago "Helengrad".

by What The Helen November 25, 2006

helmet

The top of a males genitalia.

I was licking her mot and she was smoking me helmet.

by Bear January 23, 2003

ottoman helmet

This is a seldom seen sex position in which a male places his two balls in a female's eyesockets, his erect penis then points upwards resembling pointed ottoman helmets of ancient times.

So did you guys get realy kinky last night?
Yeah we did some crazy shit, he even let me wear the ottoman helmet!

by Jdizzle888 April 21, 2009

helmet cheese

The cheesey substance that collects at the head of the uncercumcised penis

i would give you a blowjob but i dont like the taste of head cheese

by Matthias July 2, 2004

Longboarding without a helmet

The act of dangerously fast bangin of bad bitches without rubbers.

Did you see Sam with that random sloot last night, he was longboarding without a helmet all night long!

by Justin Timberlake the II Cumin February 8, 2009

purple helmet warrior

Slang word for the penis

Jimmy likes to slap his purple helmet warrior

by darryl February 5, 2003