sausage hammer

The act of slamming a penis onto the top of someone's head. Not to be confused with a cock slap, a sausage hammer relies on downward motion (as opposed to the side to side). Very effective when used to shock or surprise someone, very degrading when used during fellatio.

Mike typically gave Matt a sausage hammer in the locker-room every day prior to track
practice.

Will gave Cassie a sausage hammer after she failed miserably at fellatio.

by Steve Roberts III April 23, 2006

Fudge Hammer

This is used to describe a homosexuals penis.

Hey Eric Yes Rob, Would you like to stick your fudge hammer in my ass. Oh hell yeah bitch.

by I.B. Noone March 15, 2004

Twat Hammer

Adj.- 1.A word describing extreme anger.

Noun.- 2. A cock so large a womans cunt feels as though it is being beaten with a hammer.

Verb.- 3. the act of sexual intercourse. Also known as, "fucking,the nasty, backseat wrasslin', and twated."

1. "Ted stole my money! Twat Hammer!"

2. "Bob came over to my house last nite, and pulled out his Twat Hammer! I'm still sore!"

3. "Me and Pablo Twat Hammerd last nite!"

by tha ginga bread man April 22, 2009

polish hammer

a wrestling move where you clasp your hands together and bring it high over your head, and down onto your opponent like a great sledgehammer. a great finishing move, especially if you're polish. why? added irony, i suppose.

rob: whats up, man
tim the bowling alley pope: well, jesse got drunk at the party last night and jumped off the picnic table, landing a huge polish hammer blow on my head. i swear, im gonna have a migraine for a week.
rob: weak, dude

by jassu19 September 3, 2006

Silver Hammer

Owned by Maxwell. Maxwell likes to hit people on the head with it. e.g. Joan, his teacher and a judge.

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Do do do do do
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead

You hit me over the head with Maxwell's Silver Hammer

by Mercury Scythe January 10, 2005

Hammer and Sickle

The symbol of most modern Communist parties, often accompanied with a Red Star. Common in Italian graffiti.

Long live the Hammer and Sickle and the Proletariat Revolution!

by El_Haggis September 9, 2006

Hammer Pants

The act of crapping your pants so badly that the stool size limits your mobility so you must STOP to do a sort of M.C. Hammer shuffle towards the restroom.

Me: "Did you see that guy shuffling down the hallway?"

Stranger: "Yeah man, either he is in a dancing mood or dudes got a mean case of the hammer pants."

by tacticalgoose28 July 13, 2012