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Hammer Dick

Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.
"This guy is such a hammer dick, no wonder he's going to die a virgin."
Hammer Dick by Toman Captain #2 August 29, 2021

Hammer sister 

Blonde woman that works for Ming Brother, is one of the most requested dancers. She also looks like a teen, furthermore she cries once in a while.
Ming Brother: Xie Xie Dachoh
Hammer sister: Xie Xie Dachoh

Hammer sister : *cries*
Ming Brother: 行去南色形大小是 那个
Hammer sister by hammer sister September 8, 2021

Hammer Style 

A form of working or completing a task where you disregard systematic or organized methods of completing the task. And rather just keep forcing things together until it finally fits.
"Hey bro are you almost done with that assignment?" "No, I haven't even started. I'm just going to do it hammer style the night before it's due."
Hammer Style by bertifly September 15, 2021

Hammer Effect 

The Hammer Effect refers to the anger and pain of utilizing the Valve Hammer Editor with its frequent crashes and errors.
Person 1: When Hammer crashes he gets so angry!
Person 2: Yeah, it's the Hammer Effect.
Hammer Effect by T. Cassius October 14, 2021

hammer.17 

a strange creature that can be kind at times and has amazing tase, also a very misunderstood creature, many claim it to be weird
hammer.17 by heroblazekicker February 25, 2022

hammer down

Phrase to be uttered after ripping a whole team as Reinhardt in Overwatch
hammer down by subhum4n April 8, 2022