guard baby

a person whos entire military carear has been in the guard. ie no active duty.

"i enlisted at 18 and now i have 27 years in and im still only a MSgt b/c noboday above me has died/retired, i am a guard baby."

by psedonym February 25, 2005

guard-dogging

When you're having a threesome, but you wont let the third guy join in.

Juan was guard-dogging me during yesterday's gangbang.

by Eastin Flamond May 8, 2016

Guard Doging

When a person attempts to block off another person from hanging out with people of the opposite sex. Done by a person within a relationship to their mate.

Dude 1: How was the party last night with Sarah?
Dude 2: It was good, until Sarah's boyfriend came out and started guard doging.

by Jamy2Fly April 23, 2017

Guard Up Kid Thanks

"Guard Up Kid Thanks" is used for when:
• You are playing someone in basketball and you do something good such as pop a three in there face
• A person is a non-defensive Pussyboi Fuckboi
• Someone is trash at 'something', while you are good at this 'something'.
This phrase can be used to get under someone's skin and get them mad or upset

*Hits a three in 2K* "Guard Up Kid Thanks"

by Camtheman75 May 20, 2017

Guardian

Any person who enters into a contract or makes a deal to protect, a place, group, or person

The guardian protects the temple

by G-5B January 28, 2019

Guard Tape

Essentially electric tape, but used in Color Guard to secure the caps,weights, and flag.

“Hey Kyle, do you have any Guard Tape? My cap just came off.”
“Yeah, Karen.”

by sunflowersanctum October 31, 2019

Guardian1003

A dark green Eye of Cthulhu who is very salty and lives in a special server with all of his friends.

Omg! Is that Guardian1003? He’s a celebrity!

by King543210 September 27, 2020