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total gogular failure

In swimming, when one dives into the pool when starting a race and his or her goggles immediately completely fill up with water or fall off, usually ending up somewhere part way down the person's face.
Brian: "Damn, dude. What happened during that race? You're time was freaking slow."

Tom: "I experienced total gogular failure and couldn't see shit."
by UndeadMessenger March 20, 2009
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Gentleman GoGo

Gentleman Gogo makes Lady Gaga go Gugu. They are the perfect couple.
by areyoupop com September 22, 2010
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Irie Goggles

"Irie Goggles" are any type of shades/sunglasses that will cover you're "irie" eyes when super baked or high.

Irie Goggles are generally used when in public places like the mall, grocery stores, and shops so its not obvious that you're Blasted!
Daaaam Brah, you got them irie eyes boyy..

For real? Heh, time for them irie goggles...
by JBuddah August 25, 2011
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Boner Goggles

The ability to detect a boner in someone's pants when they're above a 3.0 blood alcohol level from at least 15 feet away.
She gently gazed over his crotch with her boner goggles to see if her pray was ready to be capsized.
by shnummy August 1, 2012
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Desperation Goggles

When you are so desperate you begin to find attractive someone you ordinarily would not. Much like beer goggles, but sober and more pathetic. Usually affects those on the rebound.
I just realized the guy I hooked up with looks like a moth. I must've had desperation goggles.
by moonbaby September 30, 2012
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prom goggles

When the mood, and excitement of a certain event in addition to your crazy hormones trick you into seeing someone else in a whole new, romantic light for a brief period of time. Mostly occurs at high school proms when you witness your date looking more attractive than usual and having a good time with you; you suddenly feel like you want to spend the rest of your life with them so the fun will never end and that you two are soul mates. Usually wears off within a week if you aren't in a committed relationship with them.
Bob: Dude, I think I'm in love with Sadie...
John: What?! Really? I thought you two were just friends? Oh wait, don't tell me you got prom goggles last night!
Bob: No dude, I'm serious! Last night it just clicked in my head that we were meant to be together!
John: Uh uh. Whatever you say...

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by Shitzu4you May 15, 2013
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Fogle Goggles

Fogle Goggles is when you are attracted to someone younger than you and you stare at them for long periods of time.
Guy 1: Did you see that 8th Grader?! So hot...

Guy 2: Dude... Stop giving her the Fogle Goggles.
by dinglebuttsex June 7, 2016
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