Monster Garage

When someone shits in a shoe and has sex with it.

I can't get a date, so I'll pull a monster garage

by BKing523 June 11, 2008

Parking Garage

I place to hang out, usually downtown. Perfect for getting away at night, and listening to music. Can literally be a parking garage. Perfect for messing around, and escaping.

Thomas: hey dude, where are we hanging?

Kaitlyn: parking garage. duh.

Heather: you bring the music, I'll bring the lawn chairs.

by the joker161 February 15, 2010

Garandad

The ultimate of old men.
One of which will consume tobacco through a pipe whilst overlooking Tesco.

A garandad may also be an old person who is on the thrive

oi check that garandad, he wants to thrive

by thriver April 5, 2009

Double Garage

Double Garage is another way people describe those who have a small "bridge" of skin seperating their anus into two, thus two places to park ones car.

Person's 1&2 - "There's two of us"
Person 3 - "don't worry i have a double garage"

by donttellmumthebabysittersdead February 24, 2009

Gara

Gara is short of tsigara (cigars) used by under aged people then they want to smoke so nobody understands what they mean.

Person 1: Hey want do some gara?
Person 2: Sure lets go to some gara my friend.

by Tsigaros March 26, 2020

Speed Garage

The act of self gratification or masturbation or even wanking

Have you been in your room listening to speed garage?

by teamplayer March 28, 2004

Garage door opener

convince a chick to have sex with you in a parking deck out on the back of the car or over the hood and make so much noise the guard comes looking to see what’s going on. The key is working your magic to convince a chick to do it when she doesn’t want to at first.

I gave the the Garage door opener

by JBut December 25, 2007