fook

another funneh way of sayin f**k, obviously less rude but you also sound like the guy off the itv advert with the monkey or mon-keh! oh ye - JONNY VEGAS NOOBS.

fook. I just shot a nail into my head.

by weeabix April 25, 2005

Fook You

To tell someone you will contact them via Facebook. It's an abbreviation of "FacebOOK YOU". Use with caution as fook has alternate meanings.

"Hey, Charlie, I'll fook you once I am done with dinner." Similar to "I'll email you later" or "She'll text you when she arrives".

by masilver August 20, 2010

Fooke

Fuck but for cooler people who are (unsuccesfully) sly about swearing. Usually said with a farmer accent because we are fookin' awesome in the forest.

What the fooke? Where's my sammich?

by Dudegimme March 6, 2011

Fronk

A genital of any description, typically belonging to a homosexual

“She ate my fronk so good.”

by DeBraA April 26, 2019

Mother fookey wellers

A term most often used by, but not limited to, persons with Tourette's Syndrome in a very shrill, high-pitched voice as a younger child to release that inner little "tick".

"FEE FEE MOTHER FOOKEY WELLERS!"

"yo that niggas crazy dog, he must be on dat crack."

"nah dont worry man, thats just tourettes."

by tourettesniggaz4america April 14, 2009

Playing Fookey

"Playing Fookey": When you skip doing something you *should* be doing to be on Facebook instead.

"She didn't come in to work today. She met a new guy online and is playing Fookey with him"

by Princess Pokesalot March 15, 2010

flooker

1. common people..flook as in, to mess up, and fucker, like yer gonna fuck, so a flooker is someone who talks real big about all the ass they get, when really they fuck up
2. it can also be someone who pussies out before sex
3. someone who can get a viager, (see viager)

so you didnt nail her? jeez yer a mad flooker!
man u talk all this shit and ye rnothin but a flooker

by Al March 1, 2004