Forsaken NSFW

It exists. It fucking exists. They might have to make an entire website for it at this point.

Guy 1: wanna get hard watching forsaken NSFW content?
Guy 2: Hello? Is this assisted suicide?
Guy 1: bro it's just 2837377 porn animations pls pls!!!

by roadblock07896 December 26, 2025

shower fossil

Empty or used items left in a shower or bath.

I went to wash my hair and picked up two shower fossils before I found a shampoo bottle that had anything in it.

by Scotti Foxx August 25, 2010

snowpocalypse fossil

Any missing item found after all the snow from the winter of 2010 has melted away.

This spring I hope I don't run across a snowpocalypse fossil of my missing lab rat.

by bad33067 February 23, 2011

ben foss

His fist bumps are more powerful than Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick which causes you to be the epitome of awesomeness. His Datsun looks like a bad car but can go 17000 kilometers an hour and fly. He is a sexual beast and cannot be tamed, his body is ready 100% of the time. You will not expect it but you will know when he is there. If you ever meet or talk to him it will be the best moment of your life.

Holy shit that Ben Foss is the best thing thats ever happened to me.

by the awsome creator of the foss October 31, 2012

matt fossen

Matt is a big man normally weird but likes his meals hide open food or matt fossen will find you.

A giant was seen it must have been a matt fossen

by Big boy Johnson May 31, 2017

cock fossil

When do you do anal and feel like the cock is stuck in your butthole.

Man, it feels like I have a cock fossil from last night.

Wow Erica, he gave you a cock fossil!

by Lmao121212 July 13, 2017

bryan foss

Sleeps with anyone who walks or talks

Bryan Foss is a puddle when he's around groups of people

by Bryan Foss February 13, 2018