Floppy Mess

A term used to describe someone who:
A) is badly dressed, or
B) has no idea what they're doing and is all over the place.

"Ella, you're a floppy mess in those ridiculous shoes."

"My paper is due in two hours and I can't stop procrastinating. I'm afloppy mess!"

by Zozofosho September 21, 2011

Floppy Creamer

When A man is about to have sex with his partner and he covers the tip of his penis in whipped cream before inserting his penis into her vagina.

"Dude, I just gave my Girlfriend the most amazing Floppy Creamer EVER!"

by Mat123234345456567678789890 November 16, 2011

Floopity Vagina

A vagina with big saggy meat curtains, that are unable to retain its shape. Commonly referred to as saggy vagina, or "big ol' roast beef lips"

"Hey, does my vagina look floopity to you???"
"Damn girl, you have one floopity vagina"

by Crono184 October 29, 2012

Floop

The sound made by something large going up the vacuum cleaner

I think I've found the gerbil, because something just flooped up the hoover?

by jamsponge July 21, 2015

Floppy-b

A term most barbs use to insult the flop named c@rd! B she has so right to even be in the same millennium as our lord and saviour NICKI MINAJ THE QUEEN OF RAP “NICKI MINAJ IS THE QUEEN OF RAP x2 YOU HEAR ME” -Lovley peaches

Ugh floppy-b made another album time to call millie🏳️ 🌈. 🚐~~~~~~~~~

by Your local barbist May 25, 2022

Fliggety Flaggety Floop

First, black people used to say "in the house". Then white people people started saying that so it became "in the hizouse". Then when white people started saying that, it became "hizizouse". "Hizizouse" became "Hizzle", and now, black people just call it a "Fliggety Flaggety Floop"

White guy: Come on, let's go back to our fliggety flaggety floop

Black guy: AW COME ON! DONT TAKE THAT TOO!

by Fekkas August 3, 2008

Floppy

Nickname of ridicule for a man that cannot sustain an erection.

Ha ha! What's the matter Floppy? Is your old boy not behaving right?

by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004