fixed his wagon

Put some fool back on track.

I fixed his wagon when he got busted

by JohnELaw September 26, 2015

Fife

A land in which the fairy pigs also known as the shittiest police force in existence is, marked by the extremely high level of dope fiends and meth heads that run around toothless hooping and hollering all night, you can spot the infamous howling gorilla from the upper tiers of the travelodge castle. And gaze upon the drooling red eyed succubus stripper, hooker, googly monster who stomps around in her loud ass clogs all night up and down the strip a block from pigland, aka the police station. If youre lucky enough and get a room at the Travelodge Fife crack castle you may be unfortunate enough to hear the always heard but never seen Crackfoot stomping above your head as it dances around its bed in the center of the room while the smiling meth demons look on, be careful walking on the ground made of syringes and meth baggies, and beware of the 12 year old with the tech 9 and no sense, because one thing is for sure the fairy pigs don't care they're busy tending the fat ass worthless fuck flavored donut fields. You can find Fife located on the large hunk of mold called Washington state just follow the Aroma of Tacoma and you'll know you're on the right track.

I am going to be going to a party at the Tacoma Dome, I think I'll stay at the Travelodge Crack Castle In Fife.

by Sockrates March 13, 2017

fixed my window

The "act" of getting deepthroated with a raw chicken leg

Kyle "fixed my window" last night .

by AnalAndRoblox March 26, 2017

Fired in the Hole

I was late for work because my butt wouldn't stop. They wanted me to be honest as to why I was late AGAIN. I told them my butt was in command, diarrhea, cha, cha cha. So they fired me from the rat hole for having to obey my half an hour of fire in my hole.

I was "fired in the hole." My butt was in control this morning cause I had Mexican food last night. I was fired from my job for being late. I was fired from that rat hole for having fire in my hole.

by Ms. Spot On May 31, 2017

Fife

Friend, homie

Created by Jeff Granflor and Aj Guiton

“Hanging with my fife right now mom”

by Graiton February 16, 2018

fixed hairline

a fucked up hairline that you try to make but doesn't turn out right.

I like your fixed hairline nigga.

by hfjddmaBIG HEADAZZZZZ May 9, 2018

Fifering

Asking questions on facebook you could just as easily answer yourself with a two second google search if you weren't so lazy, making your friends dance to your tune of laziness.

Don't answer Sam's post for the dog kennel's phone number, he's just fifering. He'll look it up if he wants it.

by YJLAW1 May 10, 2018