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fartsex

When two or more farts have joined aromatic forces in a specific area transforming into one smell that cannot be tolerated by any of the creators.
In a supermarket I released a fart in an isle loaded with people and immediately left the scene. When I returned to observe my victims I noticed there must have been a counter-fart because the area did not smell familiar... it smelled like fartsex.
by InfernalDante April 11, 2009
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FartStain

Name for someone who has skidded in their pants,
this can be adapted to many names, including the words, stain, skid, mark, fart, brown.
"Hey did you know that Ben skidded in his pants?"
"Hahaha GO ON FartStain"
by Dan.Smith December 21, 2007
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arctic farts

farts brought on by eating whale blubber in the dead of winter; you cannot escape them by going outdoors because its too cold
His arctic farts cleared the side of the igloo.
by Beelzemuff June 22, 2015
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Tinkle-Farts

A condition that occurs when a female goes to the bathroom that has paper thin walls and lets loose a loud fart that everyone in the adjacent room hears.
Whew! That Courtney certainly has the tinkle-farts today
by AquaFraiche November 4, 2013
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Tub farts

Farts that occur when people fart in the tub. These come in the form of fart bubbles, or bubbles that contain methane, carbon dioxide, and other gases.
People, especially young ones, experienced tub farts when they bathed instead of showering.
by Fartloverspizza September 19, 2014
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50 facts about men

21. Men like women to be into the same things they are into, but don't pretend to be Into the same things. Women don't expect men to like doing nails.

22. Men like to do things first before women. It makes them feel more important.

23. Men have higher body temperatures than women. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
24.If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget...he didn't lose your number...he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
25. Men compartmentalize everything. This means that is something doesn't fit into one of their brain catigories, they freak out and can't handle it.

26. Men only orgasm once during sex. Sucks for you
27. All men watch porn and masturbate, this is considered cool. Most women do to but won't admit it because it's ok for a man but shameful for a women.

28. Men are impatient. This means they hate it if women take a long time to get ready. But really it's their fault because they set up all these standards for how a woman should look.

29. Men think they are smarter then women and have them figured out. Women just let them think that because if they really understood the complexity of being a woman their tiny stupid male brains would explode.

30. Men want to date a whore but marry an innocent virgin.
50 facts about men continued.
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
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Alternative Facts

The Trump Administration is a Cornucopia of Alternative Facts!
by In4it4real January 31, 2017
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