Fetus

The thing you got shat out at a speed of 57mph, the chances of being son of a gay dad are low, but never zero.

Women: you little fetus
Me: yeah no sh*t detective pikachu im 3 days old

by CeilingGangElite, (CGE) April 25, 2020

Yeetis That Fetus

Abortion just abortion

Person 1: yo rachel you should yeetis that fetus

Person2: I cant its illegal

Person 1: not In my garage

by Nobodycalledyoutoday February 12, 2020

Fetus

the object your uncle kleetus smacks.

Watch out uncle kleetus is coming for your fetus

by DaDankMeme March 14, 2020

dating a fetus

Dating a person that is 18 years or more your junior. Note it is illegal to have sex with someone under the legal age of consent.

Her desire for dating a fetus, diminished considerably, when she calculated that she would not be able to have sex with her date till she was at least 36.

by mlhiss March 19, 2020

fetus noogie

Giving another being or child a noogie with a hanger

"My kid, John, was misbehaving, so I gave them a fetus noogie-"

by Depixelator5555555555 March 23, 2020

fetus mentality

To act younger than your age

To be childish

To have the brain of a fetus

To make decisions that a fetus would make

That bitch got fetus mentality

by Lil Mouthy May 10, 2020

fetus

A bite sized human.

My favorite flavor of fetus is teriyaki.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020