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standing sack eskimo

A trendy beach goer exercise rising in popularity. Pioneered in Virginia Beach, standing sack eskimo is geared more towards tourists and vacationers seeking exercise because they do not belong to a local gym. The exercise requires the use of three people, which can include any combination of friends and strangers. One person (the person wishing to exercise) ties a rope around their waste. The other end of the rope is then tied to another person (must be a male) who is laying on the beach in the nude on his back. The third person then stands on his nutsack so that all bodyweight is centered evenly on the nutsack, hence trapping the nutsack between bodyweight and sand. The excerciser then runs down the beach, all the while scraping the nutsack down the beach, and taking the other for an eskimo ride. Standing sack eskimo also proves to be a good landmark for beachgoers to remember where there umbrella and towels are located because of the nutsack imprint trail left in the sand
if it werent for that nutsack imprint left in the sand from that standing sack eskimo, I never would've found my way back to our umbrella!!!!
by beachgoeryes September 19, 2009
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Eskimo Pimp

1. An Inuit male who sells Inuit females to other Inuits so they may have sexual relations with them

2. The hottest Dude on the interweb.org.net.com
"That Kilopticokitiok is one Eskimo Pimp!"
by Who Else! January 24, 2004
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dirty eskimo hooker

a random group of words used to describe tara by ryan for some unknown reason. The best explanation i can come up with is that his blood sugar was extremely low. We can best describe this group of words as offense to wevan and will refrain from use of it!
by pr4p January 20, 2009
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eskimo kid

people who wear those jackets with the fur when its not even cold or the fir sticks out 2 mush making an...
ESKIMO KID!
:O!
person A: lalalal *puts on fur jacket*
person B: wtf ESKIMO KID!
person A: no D:
by Michael* :D December 21, 2008
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eskimo style

Means naked.
Eskimos lay together naked and use body heat to keep warm.
Wife: I'm cold, come hold me!
Husband: Only if I can do it eskimo style!
by EskimoMe! January 18, 2010
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eskimo

by the Eskimo Hunter September 17, 2003
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eskimo couch party

a rave party on a couch with alot of grinding and kissing
"Oh man this weekend was crazy!" said justin
"Why? What happened?"
Said Nic
"Well Me and the cheerleaders had an eskimo couch party! It was insain!" said Max
by mark shelley March 24, 2009
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