anal emergency

That feeling you get when you have to go. Right now. Or you may shit yourself.

Sorry I knocked you over grandma, I had an anal emergency!

by Sivarticus January 12, 2014

Fake Emergency

Giving the false appearance that urgent assistance or action is needed immediately.

This normally occurs in a work or personal setting where a person/group wants you to believe that something is extremely important and takes precedence over other items.

They made us believe that working on the new technology project was of the upmost importance but it turns out that it was a fake emergency. It has since been put on an indefinite hold.

by AR2021 July 4, 2021

cadet.emery

cadet.emery is literally the definition of down bad for porco. also obsessed with a bracelet? anyways, emery’s cooler than you because they ship eruri 😍🤞

oh no, cadet.emery is down bad again 😟

by levisbestmaid September 4, 2021

Dirty Emerson

You do A three finger pull on the G spot while finishing your partner with Oral. Right at the climax you scream "Put a Dildo In My Ass"
50/50 if your partner does or doesn't.

He took a real gamble last night with the Dirty Emerson. I heard she actually put it in!

by Roy Heuber September 10, 2021

Sweaty Emergency

A sweaty emergency is when an individual is in public, in-need of an urgent bowel movement, and there are no nearby public restrooms.

This experience is usually accommodated with an episode of pure panic.

My buddy Chase is so stupid, he went out on Christmas Day right after eating Taco Bell and had a sweaty emergency... Everything was closed!

by krisdb2009 December 25, 2021

Plasma emergency responce team

go work on boom boom thingy

Plasma emergency responce team: you need to have any braincell to join plasma emergency tem thingy

by Rafdude May 28, 2022

Iranian Emerald

An emerald that *is* power. Whoever is resilient enough to conceal 100% of it... well.. they might as well be God himself.

The emerald crashed into Earth being carried via Theia long before humanity, and was launched into orbit and caught in the formation ring that eventually created the Moon. During the formation, the emerald was knocked from orbit by a small meteorite and hit Earth again, leaving it to be buried deep in the crust of Earth until 2020, when it was rediscovered and kept in a inert region of spacetime. It remained there until 2022, when it disappeared, taken by an Exeztiel.

"I do not think you understand, this Iranian Emerald is anything and everything, this is not an emerald.. it is God."

by solnava October 28, 2022