The theory that posits men can solve any challenge set before them by utilizing one of two fundamental, evolutionary paradigms. These paradigms are as follows: 1) The man can overcome any obstacle by pounding his way out and 2) what cannot be pounded out can be sexualized.
The alpha females were oppressing the beta males. When the beta males failed to overcome the female through poundage, they engaged in sexualizing their own inferiority by embracing their own cuckoldage. Thence, the alpha females submitted to the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory and lost their will to oppress, thus perpetuating the Inferior Female Theory.
by zeezer43 July 17, 2021
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Person 1: your mom gay lol
Person 2: Hah, basic- your dad lesbian
Person 1: Pfft, weak, your granny tranny
Person 2: Don't make me do it
Person 1: Go on ya pussy
Person 2: your family tree lgbt
*Person 1 and all his family are sent to hell and the galaxy collapses in on itself*
Person 1: *comes back from death* You think you've won?
Person 2: I have. Your ancestors were incestors.
Person 1: Nope. Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators.
*the universe explodes*
Person 2: Hah, basic- your dad lesbian
Person 1: Pfft, weak, your granny tranny
Person 2: Don't make me do it
Person 1: Go on ya pussy
Person 2: your family tree lgbt
*Person 1 and all his family are sent to hell and the galaxy collapses in on itself*
Person 1: *comes back from death* You think you've won?
Person 2: I have. Your ancestors were incestors.
Person 1: Nope. Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators.
*the universe explodes*
by unespectedinquisition June 14, 2018
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by cruxpert2 June 22, 2011
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by Kfz August 18, 2013
Get the Revolution Boner mug.Revolution Radio is the twelfth studio album by American punk rock band Green Day, released on October 7, 2016, through Reprise Records. It is Green Day's first album since 21st Century Breakdown (2009) to be recorded as a trio after Jason White returned to being a touring member in 2016. The album received positive reviews from music critics, appearing on multiple year-end lists, and earned 95,000 first-week album-equivalent units in the US to debut at number one on the Billboard 200. In my opinion, the album that saved Green Day after the abomination trilogy that shall not be named. Features excellent tracks like "Bang Bang", "Outlaws", "Too Dumb To Die" and "Forever Now".
Tracklist:
1. "Somewhere Now"
2. "Bang Bang"
3. "Revolution Radio"
4. "Say Goodbye"
5. "Outlaws"
6. "Bouncing Off the Wall"
7. "Still Breathing"
8. "Youngblood"
9. "Too Dumb to Die"
10. "Troubled Times"
11. "Forever Now"
Tracklist:
1. "Somewhere Now"
2. "Bang Bang"
3. "Revolution Radio"
4. "Say Goodbye"
5. "Outlaws"
6. "Bouncing Off the Wall"
7. "Still Breathing"
8. "Youngblood"
9. "Too Dumb to Die"
10. "Troubled Times"
11. "Forever Now"
-"Hey, what are you listening to?"
-"Revolution Radio by Green Day"
-"Pssh, who listens to Green Day anymore, they're pieces of pop garbage now after the trilogy"
-"Not anymore, just listen to Bang Bang"
-"*listens* Woah, they have gone back to their punk sound, this sounds amazing"
-"I know right?"
-"Revolution Radio by Green Day"
-"Pssh, who listens to Green Day anymore, they're pieces of pop garbage now after the trilogy"
-"Not anymore, just listen to Bang Bang"
-"*listens* Woah, they have gone back to their punk sound, this sounds amazing"
-"I know right?"
by TheDestroyerReaper December 25, 2016
Get the revolution radio mug.the movement of one object around another, this path of movement is called an orbit or elliptical phase
by jace everwriter March 13, 2017
Get the revolution mug.The revolution war was the one war that made Britain lose everything. It all started after the French and Indian War. The colonists had no representatives or anything. So they fight the British and won 8 of 10 major battles that actually counted. France helped the colonists after they won the Battle of Saratoga.
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