Mongolian tickle wrestling

A sport where two competitors tickle each other till the other screams “OHWEHOWN” witch is just a weirdly pronounced way to say homegrown.

Are you going to see the Mongolian tickle wrestling match this weekend?

Mongolian tickle wrestling by Phillie the word enthusiast April 29, 2026

Mongolian Catastrophe

Tying a 30kg weight around your balls and using pure concentrated power to swing it around while throat singing with only a bathrobe on, in a temple atop the Mongolian mountains with a view out to the steppes

(Back must be facing the view, and you must be atop a pedestal)

Laszlo: A Mongolian Catastrophe in a temple.. You could ask for nothing better.

Mongolian Catastrophe by Marcusmastur July 7, 2026

Hot Mongolian

When you have sexual intercourse and contract an STD/STI from an Asian hooker

I should not have had sex with that Asian chick She gave me the Hot Mongolian dick

Hot Mongolian by Hot Mongolian June 7, 2022

Reverse Mongolian Drill Press 

The female partner's shoulders are on the floor, her back is against the front of a couch and her undercarriage is up in the air. The male partner mounts from a standing position, alternating between the pink hole to the stink hole while spiraling in a counterclockwise direction.

Well doctor, La Fawnduh insisted that I give her a Reverse Mongolian Drill Press, and it was wonderful...But I think I sprained my penis.

Reverse Mongolian Drill Press by Miya P Burns April 15, 2023

Reverse Mongolian Butterfly 

A Reverse Mongolian Butterfly is an incredibly complex sex position, which multiple steps are needed to preform said position.

Step 1: You must jelq your way to 12 inches first, 10 being the least, or whatever tool you use to make it bigger
Step 2: Your partner and you will go on each others backs (hence the "reverse part")
Step 3: The one facing the ceiling (top) will put his legs into a C position and a T arm structure, as the bottom (the one facing the ground) will do the same except the bottoms arm structure will be like a 3.
Step 4: You both will consume healthy amounts (but alot) of sulfur hexafluoride, so your voice is at a deep tone
Step 5: Sex

Woman: Ehh, maybe, but not anything boring like doggystyle

Man: Perchance, a RMB?

Woman: A Reverse Mongolian Butterfly? YES!

Reverse Mongolian Butterfly by 8ty May 11, 2024

jewish mongolian bunghole aids 

When two mongolians scissor eachother and get aids then makeout with a jewish person and then they slobber on a monglians asshole and then they scissor and get jewish mongolian bunghole aids and yell "HAYYAA HAYYAAA CHING CHONG!!!!!"

bro im literally going to give you jewish mongolian bunghole aids if you dont pierce my taint.

jewish mongolian bunghole aids by bungurtfungertmalungertjungert June 22, 2024

Maori-Mongolian Mooperton 

When I wipe the floor clean with Daniel. Generally performed after 400 kickflips.

Julia: "Hey, did you guys see that? That awesome guy over there is about to do the Maori-Mongolian Mooperton."
Me: "yeah"

Maori-Mongolian Mooperton by moopward September 20, 2025