When defending his choice of gaming console the young Wii owner asked, "What? Are you a destructoid?"
by Destructoid October 6, 2008
Get the Destructoid mug.Distraction Apple Bum: OMFG, he's going to use that distraction apple!
Bum: *Bum runs up and steals apple after it hits the floor, then eats it.*
Bum: *Bum runs up and steals apple after it hits the floor, then eats it.*
by IIMikII January 8, 2011
Get the Distraction Apple Bum mug.An object that is not really there that you want your freinds(OR FOE) to look at.
Could range to you wanting them to look away so you can do something that you dont want them to see. also you could be trying to Ditch them.
Replaces lame ditching tehniques like ."hey look a dead bird(while pointing up).
Could range to you wanting them to look away so you can do something that you dont want them to see. also you could be trying to Ditch them.
Replaces lame ditching tehniques like ."hey look a dead bird(while pointing up).
Lenny: Hey look, an Obvious Distraction!
Random Guy: OMG, were!!!??!. (looks)
Lenny: Swipes Random Guys lunch and runs.
Random Guy: OMG, were!!!??!. (looks)
Lenny: Swipes Random Guys lunch and runs.
by Pimpmaster General. March 1, 2010
Get the Obvious Distraction mug.What the right wing media does with their left hand, so that you don't notice them reducing your wages, benefits, retirement and rights to privacy, organization and human treatment by your employer and government with the other hand. Seeright wing paranoid wackosouthern redneck
They're going to take your guns!!!!! What do you mean they gave the corporations individual rights without having to pay individual income tax?
Watch my left hand, pay no attention to the oil company (distraction) behind the screen.
Watch my left hand, pay no attention to the oil company (distraction) behind the screen.
by Duke Mt. one January 19, 2011
Get the distraction mug.They are an evil organization which is
slowly building up a huge share of all attractive females in the world.
Such females are controlled through a variety of mind-control
techniques, the ones new to facebook are merely persuaded with
subliminal messages hidden deep within the site, but this subliminal
messaging eventually compels them to allow the implantation of a more
permanent device, or rather a series of devices that work in concert to
allow complete mind control. You sir, just happen to be seen as a
threat by Destructotech, and as such they have programmed all of their
agents for hostile action against you.Facebook was the perfect channel through which to lull these targets
into complacency. People stare at facebook for hours a day with
relatively few distractions. While other social networks with noble
intent like Myspace tend to have annoying music to stop upon every page
view, blinking animated GIFs to break any trance, and general
disharmonious user experience, facebook at least attempts to avoid
these things to allow themselves complete control.
Take heart however, in that thanks to the brave freedom fighters in
this very channel of communication, word is getting out of their
crimes, and they are going to be brought to justice! Viva la Resistance!
slowly building up a huge share of all attractive females in the world.
Such females are controlled through a variety of mind-control
techniques, the ones new to facebook are merely persuaded with
subliminal messages hidden deep within the site, but this subliminal
messaging eventually compels them to allow the implantation of a more
permanent device, or rather a series of devices that work in concert to
allow complete mind control. You sir, just happen to be seen as a
threat by Destructotech, and as such they have programmed all of their
agents for hostile action against you.Facebook was the perfect channel through which to lull these targets
into complacency. People stare at facebook for hours a day with
relatively few distractions. While other social networks with noble
intent like Myspace tend to have annoying music to stop upon every page
view, blinking animated GIFs to break any trance, and general
disharmonious user experience, facebook at least attempts to avoid
these things to allow themselves complete control.
Take heart however, in that thanks to the brave freedom fighters in
this very channel of communication, word is getting out of their
crimes, and they are going to be brought to justice! Viva la Resistance!
by lololpwn777 December 19, 2009
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(also I have to include weapons of mass distraction somewhere in the definition so here it is)
(also I have to include weapons of mass distraction somewhere in the definition so here it is)
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by Daveeeeeeeeee April 24, 2003
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