debussey

A moist orifice only found in females, also known as vagina, pussy, or cunt. Used during sex as a means to please a woman, or during masturbation when she is horny and alone. Usually used in conjunction with the pleasure received from sex.

I pleased debussey today.

by brandon July 20, 2004

delusional douche bag

A person who has their head so far up in the clouds that they actually believe their faggoty ass will ever be succesful by any means. Person can also persuade people around them into thinking they are not complete retarted losers by doing mediocre tasks and making them look difficult.

That delusional douche bag made a movie and all he did was use final cut pro on his mac and now he thinks he's going to Hollywood.

by Truth speaker April 17, 2012

Delusional

Believing something that is demonstrably untrue.

I choose to be happy right now.

Do you? Weren't you just talking about how you wanted to uproot you life and leave? Why didn't you just choose to be happy then instead of feeling that way?

Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. I guess I'm just a dumb, delusional, goblin-faced whore. The idea that I could just arbitrarily choose which emotions I feel is ridiculous. I should kill my kids and myself. I deserve it.

That's a good idea. I wish I had though of that. I'll share it on Facebook.

by Hym Iam December 7, 2020

Debussy

French impressionist composer who produced ill-sounding, structure-lacking, melody-absent underdeveloped pieces of insufficient crap.

The impressionist movement single-handedly destroyed classical music.

by moltovivace July 5, 2005

split decision

n. A plan of action, usually by a girl, about her split ends

Carry, caught up in the moment, made a split decision and cut her hair.

by dougie3 July 3, 2007

Executive Decisions

Executive Decisions is a game of Bloon Tower Defense III based on the mutual agreements and cooperative placement of dart monkeys, tack towers, cannons, and spike-o-pults. Upgrades are of course also made only after an executive decision has been reached regarding the upgrade of that tower. At anytime, however, road spikes or pineapples may be distributed by either party of the group.

JLB: "Hey JLB, wanna go play a quick round of BLT 3 based on Executive Decisions?"
Doug: "Sure boss."

by coba09 March 4, 2009

optical delusion

An occasion when someone trys to twist something that is clearly normal into something that either causes excitement, offends someone, or helps prover their point.

Q- Yo man, have you seen my ticked out '77 Honda Accord?
A- Nah man, that just one of your optical delusions.

by djyr2003 February 16, 2010