dentard

A dental nerd. A dental professional, most likely a dentist or dental student, who is so obssessed with teeth and the mouth that they think or talk about little else, becoming essentially "dentally retarded." This happend especially when grouped with other dentards. Spouses of dentards are the most likely to be affected by dentard behavior, unable to control the track of a conversation or party from becoming focused on teeth or the dental office.

Friend/Spouse: So, what do you want to do later?
Dentard: Did you know that you have spinach between eight and nine?
F/S: Oh, thanks... ummm, did you see hear that we can still get tickets to that concert?
Dentard: Yeah, but you still didn't get it. Here, I have some floss in my wallet.

by Aaron J. R. June 11, 2008

El dente

When you orgasm with a limp penis at the same time in an Italian accent say el dente and in one motion hit her with the penis. With the intention of seeing if it sticks.

I couldn't get my dick up but I el dented that ass.

by Wetnapkin April 23, 2018

Face like a dented can of chum

Used to describe an unattractive face. Chum being a brand of dog food.

She's a nice girl but she has a face like a dented can of chum.

by bigstraightfollowing August 12, 2008

5th dentist

when a girl uses a mans jiz to brush her teeth.. 4 out of 5 dentist prefer colgate, the fifth prefers jiz

i just used this mans 5th dentist for toothpaste

by KMC 4 LIFE September 20, 2006

dental floss

Chinese or Japanese person's blindfold.

"Give some dental floss on Ping's eyes, he's about to go to sleep."

by Alex O. October 8, 2004

dents

Loose change of little value, usually given as tips or to beggars.

Pizza guy: That's £19.92
Hungry bloke: Here's 20 quid
(Pizza guy gets starts to get change out)
Hungry bloke: Ah don't worry about the dents, mate.
Pizza guy: Alright, cheers! (Mumbles tight git as he walks away)

by bifkin January 1, 2009

denton

when someone is to committed to going on a night out even when nobody wants to

your a fucking denton you

by lemontree1234567890 January 5, 2011