slow cut

A perceived 'short cut' that takes longer than the usual route(s) or mean(s).

Wife: Why are we going down this road?
Me: It'll be quicker.
Wife: This better not be another one of your slow cuts!

by Unspellable November 28, 2007

cut the cap

stop the cap, stop lying, cut it out

friend 1:yeah bruh i dropped 15 at the game last night
friend 2:cut the cap

by elite_nocap January 20, 2021

Cut Season

A season of your life in which you cut all unnecessary bullshit and people out.

"Do you still talk to what's her name?"

"She was too much, and it's cut season. I'm done with her."

by junk chain July 10, 2019

Cut the Sponge

When your computer stops working unexpectedly and dies.

Person 1: Yeah, my computer cut the sponge this morning

Person 2: That's rough, buddy

by Stay at home gamer March 14, 2021

The Ky Cut

the most ultimate cut within a friend group

Someone: Omg that’s guys cut is so awesome
Friend: omg yeah he must have The Ky Cut

by Damn my dick is werid November 23, 2021

cut signs

when someone cuts someone else’s name into their body

“will you do a cut signs for me”

“yes what do you want it to say?”

“a heart next to my name”

by cuntcunt420 January 10, 2021

cutting a rope

Taking a long shit

Bro I just got out of the shitter...I was cutting a rope as long as a hangman's noose!

by Brosephguay September 25, 2017