Crumbsweep

A handy tool for sweeping up all those annoying little bits of bread typically strewn at the base of a toaster or sandwich maker.

As Fletcher perused the countertop he could not help but notice just how shiny it was,

"Marjory! 'ave you been at it with that crumbsweep again?"

"Fletcher, Marjory is a fish. I'm your wife, Tibblesnips. And yes, it is an astonishing crumbsweep."

They spent the rest of their days locked in a staring competition. Tibblesnips didn't see the point in stopping to live a normal life.

by peteepoo November 6, 2018

Cumbass

A complete doopid sped

Look at that cumbass over there! idot

by DreamSonar November 2, 2019

Grundle crumbs

When crap and lint is entangled in butt hair.

As you wipe your butt, crap and lint is rolled into the butt hair with each wipe. Over time (especially with not showering regularly) with each wipe more and more Grundle crumbs appear.

by Hak44 August 23, 2009

Fingernail crumbs

The unpleasing morsels left in the bottom of a bag of popcorn, chips, pretzels that have likely come into contact with one's fingernail.

Throw that bag of popcorn away, the only thing left is fingernail crumbs.
I wouldn't eat any chips out of that bag, Chad was using his hand to dig for chips and he likely left fingernail crumbs.

by CaptainGordon August 20, 2013

dylan combstock

nonce with a little peni

i saw dylan combstock in an alleyway he tried to nonce me up!

by loldylanswilli February 2, 2018

Butt crumbs

When you fart and a subtle and tiny amount of poop slips out.

I had so much gas , i probably had butt crumbs

by xwickedxxpediax August 30, 2021

Italian Bed Crumbs

The dried up remnants from the fluids produced from vaginal intercourse. The "Italian Bed Crumbs" remain on the bed from thrust-born friction, which dries the fluids into crusty 'unwanted' morsels.

Hey babe, It's your turn to wipe the Italian Bed Crumbs, I did it last time! You know I hate sleeping with all that stuff in the bed.

by Captain_D1077 May 5, 2023