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Crumbsweep

A handy tool for sweeping up all those annoying little bits of bread typically strewn at the base of a toaster or sandwich maker.
As Fletcher perused the countertop he could not help but notice just how shiny it was,

"Marjory! 'ave you been at it with that crumbsweep again?"

"Fletcher, Marjory is a fish. I'm your wife, Tibblesnips. And yes, it is an astonishing crumbsweep."

They spent the rest of their days locked in a staring competition. Tibblesnips didn't see the point in stopping to live a normal life.
by peteepoo November 6, 2018
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