Crankch

another word for an absolute NERD, someone who doesn't get ANY bitch's at all.

wow your such a Crankch.

by notfrank7837 October 15, 2022

Canicial laugh

Phrase for canon manicial laughter, or laughter that is manicial in nature, canonically.

"The manicial laughter in The Muppets Movie is canicial laughter, because it's cannon that their laughter is manicial."

by Soup_Preist October 16, 2022

Craning

Craining; verb (past tense-Craned, to Crane)

The act of lifting a man up by his penis with your vagina. Essentially doing a very strong kegel with a man inside you and standing up.

"This chick's pussy was so strong she could've Craned me"
"I'm really into Craning "
"I'm going to Crane you tonight"

by Oddly enticing fart January 23, 2023

crazicool

Something that is so crazy but cool at the same time. crazicool

The thought you have a human - baby -inside you is crazicool.

by Ajr025 January 23, 2023

Cranitarian

One who lives off of a diet of brain juices.

My diet? I'm a cranitarian; I don't eat solid foods.

by Aileil Taliesin April 19, 2023

Cranikolosinusitium

scoliosis in the cranium when your very gay

I suffer from extreme cranikolosinusitium and will you go out with me please?

by TurtleBaron, I Make Up Words May 4, 2023

Cranial-Rectal Impaction (Syndrome)

A condition wherein the patient's rectum is blocked (impacted) by their own cranial matter, resulting in the following symptoms: inability to think critically, difficulty processing rational arguments, loss of desire to collaborate. Oddly it does not impact the ability to pass flatus.

Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.

Nurse - the patient is clearly suffering from a cranial-rectal impaction (syndrome). Please provide 30 mg of Thorazine and be prepared to perform an attitute adjustment.

by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023