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cougar trap 

A trap for cougars set by a younger man who likes cougars, where typically he is the bait. The goal is sex with the cougar, but as the cougar is the hunter the guy needs to be the naive little bunny alone in the perfect cougar attack spot allowing her to pounce.
Rob: hey Josh, let's go to another club.

Josh: nope, you go, I'm going to the bar next to that cougar to get a drink and without noticing her I'll casually mention how my lame friend went home early and left me here alone -- cougar trap baited...
cougar trap by Cougar Hearter February 20, 2011
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cougar royale 

A drink invented to bring out the inner cougar in older women. 1 part Vodka, 1 part Hypnotic, shake with ice, drink as a shot.
Hey barkeep!!!! Two shots of Cougar Royale please

Cougar Princess 

A Creepy lady that winks at everyone and is practically bald.
" homie..... Check out that Cougar Princess... I'm getting scared let's leave."
Cougar Princess by Thetreehillers December 18, 2011

cougar den 

A room full of cougars all waiting to strike
guys weve made a major mistake. weve walked into a room full of cougars, no dare I say a cougar den
cougar den by Theamazinggeek April 15, 2015

Cougar Bait 

A male 17+ that has over sized arms and shoulders that has low
or "adjustable" standards. Usually heard uttering the phrase "who am I to deny that hot older broad pleasure?"
Aston Moore or any other young, fit male would be cougar bait would be subject to a Cougar Prey MILF yummy mummy
Cougar Bait by Scott Dill June 20, 2006

cougar bait 

Young single men who flaunt their sexuality while trying to hook up with young single women when in actuality they end up taking home a cougar.
Dude here comes that woman sitting at the end of the bar. Your cougar bait.
cougar bait by johnjack October 29, 2003

Cougar nail 

A cougar nail is when one nail length greatly exceeds the length of all other fingernails. Most commonly seen among thumb nails. Also known as a crack nail.
Kwall you need to cut your cougar nail it's getting ridonkulous.