Coach

A company that makes handbags for people who can't afford Louis Vuitton.

Hey look at that chick. She's wearing coach. Poor bum.

by bobthefashionsnob January 26, 2011

coach

A mall-quality leather goods company, established in the late 1940's. Wearing a Coach purse is not as bad as wearing a Fossil, but it's hardly the equivalent of a Vuitton, Gucci, Prada, Marc Jacobs, etc, etc. Especially annoying are those who claim they are 'addicted' to the inferior-brand accessory store.

I whipped out my Fendi purse in front of Kate, bringing her to tears at the realization that she'll never be able to afford anything better than Coach.

by trendier than thou August 3, 2006

Coach Z

A coach/rapper who will drink up all the Hennessey you got on your shelf. He also has a very odd way of saying certain words (i.e. job-JORB).

Hey Pom Pom, check out this funky bass groove- a do rear a do rick a do rear a do rick

by Seymour Butz August 14, 2003

Coach Z

Coach Z has definitely not a Boston accent... he does drop his R's sometimes (and adds them in other times), but it's honestly more of a midwestern accent than anything by the rest of his speech. That, and he just plain says things WRONG sometimes. I couldn't say why he has that accent though. He just does. :)

»The King's gone mad with power! He's going to eat The Chort!«

by Jorb November 3, 2003

Comacide

an action taken by people too pussy to commit suicide, a drug induced comatose state.

hey that Emo faggot wasnt even intense enough to kill himself, he commited comacide instead.

by Thaddeus_Clyde February 14, 2006

Costco Husband/Wife

A person you share a warehouse club membership with. Sometimes you split large orders from said warehouse club with as well.

I need to find a Costco husband/wife so I can get that deal on the plasma.

by groovygrl March 31, 2009

Coach Mike

A Coach Mike is the best basketball coach of all time. Literally the GOAT. He will turn your jump shot from broke to beast in no time. Coach Mike is a lady's guy. Whenever he's not ballin, he's spending time with the ladies. Basketball doesn't define a Coach Mike, Coach Mike defines basketball.

Sorry I cant, I'm ballin with Coach Mike.

by BCbeeeeaaassst January 26, 2018