connections

a gay bar

im off to connections, boys, maybe i will get connected tonight...

by Squatdog December 5, 2003

Congestion

1. People that are stuck in high school (because they couldn’t get into college), the high school state of mind(because they didn’t get to graduate with their class.), or college (because they don't care what they do in life and they get to waste daddy's money on their otherwise worthless education).
2. A person that thinks that they are worthless and is just passing through life oh so sluggish.

There is so much congestion at school you could make a wig out of all the gray hairs lying on the floor.

by DominiqueRB November 1, 2006

imaculate conception

The faeces immediately after anal sex, coated in semen.

"The world would be a better place if you'd been an imaculate conception"

by pederast December 26, 2008

Ethiopian Connection

When your connection while playing online games is so terrible that you are in the "red" and you appear to be flying around and slowing the whole game down.

Guy #1: Wow i just got owned by some dude flying around.

Guy #2: Must have an Ethiopian connection.

by Maershade April 13, 2011

glove connection

Not unlike the giddy, starry-eyed state of a couple who have newly fallen in love, forging an indestructible bond known as a "love connection" (see Chuck Woolery's popular 1980s game show for examples), a glove connection is the unbreakable bond between me, myself, + I.

More to the point, it is the special bond between one's self + one's own genitalia; a bond that is strengthened by the act of self-love (masturbatory exercises).

Having been jilted once again by a hard-hearted harlot, LaVondrius took matters into his own hands + decided to make a glove connection.

by bananabl May 16, 2011

East Coast Conection

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by Jinh April 6, 2005

Verizon Connection

The connection between a man and woman, man and man, or woman and woman that is very strong, such as the Verizon Network Connection which is very reliable and avaliable in almost every city/state. So when two people share a strong connection, it is referred to as "The Verizon Connection"

Dude: Man, I just brokeup with my girl.
You: Why man?!

Dude: I'm not sure; it didn't feel right. No connection.
You: Man, too bad you guys didn't have the Verizon Connection!

by kyleelol69x3 July 9, 2009