Compensating

1. the act of offsetting an error, defect, or undesired effect (such as a small penis, or lack of being fly) by being or doing something superfluously grandiose (such as flaunting a kick ass ride or building a third floor on a two story building to make its residents fallaciously feel hip).

2. see compensation, compensate

hot blonde girl: You think I should bang that guy with the lambourghini?
hot brunette girl: who? that short guy?!
hot blonde girl: yeah.
hot brunette girl: Ew! No! He's totally compensating.
hot blonde girl: Whatever! He's got a lambourghini.
hot brunette girl: I was talking about his penis.
hot blonde girl: Oooh...ew, never mind.

Endowed Resident 1: Why does that dorm have three floors when the other dorms only have two?
Endowed Resident 2: They're compensating.
Endowed Resident 1: For their picos pequeños?
Endowed Resident 2: That and cause they're really lame.
Endowed Resident 1: True.

by Kitchen President September 2, 2009

Complexicated

Something so complex, it's not enough to say it's complicated.

"Hey John, how's your lab going?"

"It's so damn complexicated I don't know what to do!!!!"

by Arctic_Fox March 30, 2009

Computer

A machine consisting of a processing unit, some form of memory, and peripheral devices for input and output. Used almost exclusively for updating Adobe Flash, updating Adobe PDF Reader, updating Java, and updating iTunes.

I have a lot of work to do on the computer today, my Adobe PDF Reader hasn't been updated since last night and my Java is nearly three days old!

by flamberge April 30, 2013

Competitive Sex

The less popular version of Casual sex. This type of intercourse usually has match tournaments hosted in underground facilities far away from society. The matches usually consist on who can last the longest and for additional points, moans are rated on the intensity and measured in DB units. There is also a leaderboard for the true champions of such activity, your moms at the top lol.

Dan: Yo, I just had competitive sex with my gf last night. It was crazy! I almost got second place.
Tom: What the fuck are you talking about

by NotAQoomer December 2, 2022

Orochimaru Complex

A person who will deliberately disrupts other people's lives just to watch them panic and freak out in reaction to whatever the original person did. Coined from Orochimaru in Naruto, who "Likes to watch things move."

"Jackie was bored, so she slapped the most popular girl in the school and walked away."

"wow, she has such an Orochimaru complex."

by oh whthll February 24, 2009

Dorothy Complex

when young female professionals are fooled into believing middle aged men are all powerful wizards

Stacey had such a Dorothy Complex she let some dude who was dumb af with less qualifications than her get promoted when she’d been working towards that spot for years.

by ShesWorthyOfWords September 3, 2019

revulsion compulsion

The uncontrollable urge to view something disgusting when someone has told you you shouldn't.

Person 1: Oh god, don't click on this link, it's disgusting!

Person 2: I have revulsion compulsion :D *clicks anyway*

by TeacakesOnToast November 16, 2011