coller

It's like cooler, but it has a lot more FUCK YOU in it.

I'm coller than you, your mother, Einstein, and God rolled into one.

by andromedous November 8, 2005

Colyer

Part of Speech: noun
Definition: One who, having got caught in the net of a mid life crisis, has regressed to a permanent state of lifestyle found in Universities throughout the world. A complete and utter denial of approaching retirement, people suffering from Colyers Diesease develop a taste for all foods pickled (possibly a belief stemming from ancient Egypt in the hope of preserving their aging and failing organs).

Richard is being a Colyer again!

by Billy Scroggins July 12, 2006

the coomer

Someone who cummed during No Nut November. You can tell by looking at their profile pic being changed to it

Person 1: Hey look at this loser. He's the coomer now!

Person 2: I have to nut right now bro...

by coolkid4evr November 1, 2019

colder than a nun's conundrum

1 Cold to the point of being painful.

2 So cold it effects the mind.

3 So cold that its answer involves a pun.

4 The use of the word "Conundrum" in this statement is a conundrum.

5 A more socially acceptable way to say "Colder than a Nun's Cunt".

It's colder than a Nun's conundrum out there!

by rnathenson October 9, 2009

Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg

Really, really, REALLY freakin' cold. Only barely above absolute zero. This shit is death.

"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"

by Jon B-C January 26, 2014

DIAMOND COMMERCIAL

When a man does something stupid a/o embarrasing a/o frivolous
for the "LOVE" of a woman.

OIL TRADER:..."So we're walking through the park...and we drop a blanket on the grass at the amphitheater...and as I
poured wine for us,I had JEFFREY OSBOURNE come out on stage and sing LOVE BALLAD...at which point I presented her with a 4ct. rock.-and a proposal.Cool,yeah?"

ARMS DEALER:"That is so fucking DIAMOND COMMERCIAL.Don't repeat it to anyone else.Congratulations."

by L.MARTIN December 5, 2005

colerain

A termanology to describe mischevious person. Originated from southern Ireland and is to insult the Irish people with Belgium in their heritage.

I have irish and belguim in my blood, therefor i am a colerain.

by Arthemus Foley January 31, 2007