Collingwood Shuffle

Leaving an AFL (Australian rules football) game before its conclusion in anticipation of impending loss. Most common amongst Collingwood supporters, whose proud tradition of leaving en masse at three quarter time to catch the soonest train to Broadmeadows endures to this day.

Also applies to all football supporters too weak to cop a loss and stick with their boys till the final siren.

Roughead slams through his second goal of the 2008 Grand Final, effectively ending Geelong's hopes of back-to-back premierships. And the Collingwood Shuffle commences!!

by DerBayer September 12, 2009

Collin

A very sexy person. He's the greatest guy you'll meet. He's pretty much defined as a chick magnet he has big penis

Hot girl1: I want that Collin!
Hot girl2: No way! I already asked him out and he said yes

by bray bray August 31, 2015

Jackson Bence-Collin

An absolute specimen of a human being, the ultimate king. He is the chode of all chodes, some call him King Chodus.

Guy #1 - Woah, that guy is such a chode.
Guy#2 - Yeah, thats Jackson Bence-Collin.
Guy#1 - What a chode!

by Wrangle August 8, 2018

Collinwood

One of the grimiest hoods in C-town. World famous street St. Clair roles through here, most people in Collinwood are hungry and struggling, damn the dealers and the murderers. Collinwood stretches between Glenville to Euclid and From E.C. to the lake.

I stay in Collinwood, you can't mess with that

by jmlicb October 17, 2008

Collingwood Supporter

An illiterate bogan who has little or no general knowledge on any topic to that isn't to do with Australian Rules Football. They are incappable of dealing with a loss of a game, and claim it is always the umpire's fault even though they kissed dale thomas' ass the whole way through the game.

Typical ways to pass the time including getting dressed up into your favourite flannie and ugg boots, combing the mullet and going down to "norflanz" to have a drink with fellow supporters near the bus stops.

While at the game, it is tradition for a supporter to have at least 12 VBs before half time. It is also important to try and pick a fight with anybody supporting an apposing team.

Normal Person " Hey what footy team do you go for?"
Collingwood Supporter " I goes fa collingwood the best f'in team in thaa AFL, if ya doesnt like them i'll kick ya arrrrsee in!"

by chockyy3072 October 4, 2009

collin

When you meet a Collin, you know you've won! Collin is such a sexy little sweet potato. He has snow white hair and eyes like the Atlantic ocean... or debatably, the Sea of Flames. Collin is incredibly good at sex, specifically anal. He considers that his specialty. If he were an animal, he'd be an apex predator. He dominates any obstacle in his path. Most Collin's don't have a penis under 9 inches. If your name is Collin and your penis is smaller than 9 inches, your parents might be lying to you about your name. Collins know how to have fun and are extremely muscular but specifically in their calves, probably from all the lacrosse they play. Their eyes are suspiciously close together but in a way that makes you want to know more... that makes you yearn for more... that makes you CRAVE more... Collin's are elite and you should cherish the ones you find because you never know when a Collin might enter your life and rock! Your! World!

"I am talking to this guy, he has the biggest dick and the best personality."
"Wow! Is his name Collin?"
"Yes!"

by vonrumple June 1, 2021

Post-Collision Nut

The rarely documented occurrence of ejaculation in males after being involved in a car collision.

Person 1- I heard Johnny had a post-collision nut after he wrecked.

Person 2- Does that actually happen?

by Comjohnmarston January 16, 2017