mud chaps

Aethestically resembling chaps these are actually crusted and or wet deposits of excreta.

A man with diarrhea is sodomized by another man and shit covers the front of the other mans legs as a result.

by George 'Chappy' Bush November 21, 2004

real chops

Synonym for real ralk, fo' real, I'm serious, not joking, etc etc.

Real chops, you ever fuckin' cheat on me again and we're over.

by Yoyo3Stacks March 1, 2008

Dick Chips

The unwashed crusties that flake off the tip of the penis .

Jordan took off his pants and his dick chips we're flying evergwhere!!

by Pilkja April 23, 2017

Chaps my ass

When something/someone extremly annoys you; aggrovates; consistant blunder that affects you from another sorce

Bob kept fucking up the project at work - he really chaps my ass!!

by Xayveor August 26, 2007

all that and a bag of chips

A 90s saying that was popular... back in the day. Its means somethings cool.

Enrique: Yo' mann, look at my new ride!
90s kid: Hey, that's all that and a bag of chips!

by andrew_8billion April 15, 2006

Shit and Chips

A term to describe a undefined, undecided meal (usu. Evening Meal). Used by the Cook or Chef when either stressed, in a bad mood or can't be bothered.

Dave: What's for dinner tonight?
Zoe: Shit and Chips

by Dave O'Brien September 21, 2006

chips

When a person, place or thing is corny or stupid.

That girl didnt give me her number, she's chips

by Mippa May 22, 2006