Choado Chop

The act of a martial arts strike or karate/judo chop to a male's choad or taint region.

Damn!! Krissy Poo gave the most violent Choado Chop to Ziggy Pop for serving him meatloaf because of his daily struggle with Meatloafphobia.

by SwtValentine13 October 11, 2014

cotty chops

cot• e• chops

Dryness of the mouth usually caused from smoking weed.

"Pass my water, I have serious cotty chops!"

by AllixNewport December 5, 2016

Chopped the loaf

When some one does something idiotic, forgetful, or stupid.

Damn dude, Stacy really chopped the loaf on that science exam

by Gilchrispy December 18, 2012

Chunder Chops

When you throw up and your chops (mouth) are forced open by the pressure of impending vomit.

Person 1: Oh my gosh! Did you see Jack today? He threw up EVERYWAAAAAH!
Person 2: Yeah, that boy's got chunder chops.

by chahaha May 20, 2015

Chopped-in-half

An adjective describing in its essential, most literal sense, ones state of intoxication by or as if by a drug, such as cocaine or marijuana. More commonly used as an adjective describing ones behaviorisms as similar to those expressed while intoxicated by a drug such as cocaine or marijuana.

Damn, I'm so chopped in half right now, i dont even know where I am. I sure could use some smoked ham, no, wait i already had some.

by Aete Bawl December 25, 2003

chops factory

A musician, usually jazz is described as being a chops factory when he/she is very good at his/her instrument. Comes from the word 'chops' meaning skills.

Woah man did you check out that that trombone player? Chops factory!

by Kitschead June 2, 2009

chopped mcdonalds

unbelieveably stupid. so stupid unbelieveably is spelt wrong.

Evan, you are absolute chopped mcdonalds! Why would you do that?!

by dicedmcdonalds August 27, 2018